Comments on: Crankcast Episode 81 - 042507

By: Will

Will — Tue, 01 May 2007 22:45:10 +0000

I alway thought you two more as a Master Blaster symbiotic relationship.

By: vorpal keith

vorpal keith — Tue, 01 May 2007 21:42:10 +0000

Ironically, in the cartoon the mechanical body was the one that wore the sunglasses.

By: crank!

crank! — Tue, 01 May 2007 00:12:56 +0000

I thought Mike was the mechanicl body that carries me Krang style?

I guess in this case that would be crank style, but I have no style without my sunglasses dammit.

crank!

By: vorpal keith

vorpal keith — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 21:44:49 +0000

Oh no. Mike’s my other personality!

By: Leigh Webb

Leigh Webb — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 07:29:19 +0000

Thor-ton was incredible funny, but does it violate Mike’s exclusive with DC?
if not can we then have Ed Norton’s Hulk vs Mike Norton’s Thor?

speaking of Ed Norton, there was a Brad Pitt movie (seven years in tibet) screning in Fight Club, so Mike’s name in the credits of the Atom doesn’t disprove anything. So Mike Norton could still be Vorpal Keith’s Tyler Durden. the crankast and every other podcast that that same sounding Mike Norton and Chris Crank appears on could all just be a figments of his imagination done to uphold his belief that Mike Norton is his friend. Keith has even gone to the trouble of creating this website in his mind, and the video podcast. the real Mike Norton could be a four foot two bald man who lives in Seattle, and has never had his car stolen.

By: loraxxx j zynishter

loraxxx j zynishter — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 07:00:34 +0000

but who would win in a fight? PAINKILLER JANE, or THOR-TON (with his mighty mechanical uru pencil–.005mm lead?)

By: multiple john

multiple john — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 05:43:57 +0000

A haggard old woman of 6′5″with a mustache. A bad hair cut and a worse accent. Split personalties; because she is not only Thor, but Jane as well. Oh…Almost forgot. Huge breast…really huge. Always complaining about his/her friend “the ROCK troll” never leaving his cave, and that none of the “Warriors Three” ever invite him/her anywhere cool.

I’m sorry but I couldn’t resist.

On another note; say what you will about Painkiller Jane. Kristanna Loken is smokin’!!!

By: crank!

crank! — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 21:12:05 +0000

Is that like if you crossed Cloris Leachman with Mike?

crank!

By: Will

Will — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 17:36:28 +0000

Can I be Clor-ton… I’d like that.

By: multiple john

multiple john — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 09:48:05 +0000

THOR-TON! Huh. I kinda like that. Perhaps we will see a cool illustration coming in the near future?

By: loraxxx j zynishter

loraxxx j zynishter — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 16:27:07 +0000

stand aside, GOLD-WALKEN, and tremble before the awesome power of THOR-TON!!

By: crank!

crank! — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 14:55:11 +0000

I’m starting to think of Heroes as the casual date.

I mean you can get together and have a good time, but you aren’t under any obligation to see it the next week.

crank!

By: multiple john

multiple john — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 14:13:14 +0000

Heroes made me laugh {almost} uncontrollably this week. It is really dumb but, it’s really fun.

Hmm… isn’t Thor dead? Funny. A dead fictional character still does better with the ladies than me.

By: Mike Norton

Mike Norton — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:14:11 +0000

Tom… I should’ve thanked you on the show! But thank you so much for the Creepers… The color of rain is… DEATH!

By: vorpal keith

vorpal keith — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:14:11 +0000

In some ways I feel like Heroes is a bit like Ultimate Spider-Man. It’s not Watchmen. . . . but I sure as hell am enjoying it.

By: G. Noel Gross

G. Noel Gross — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 20:03:36 +0000

Rumor is Mike’s rendition of “Jenny From The Block” was cut from this week’s show.

By: Jonix

Jonix — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 19:57:05 +0000

Heroes is like a mediocre fanfic with altered names, but it’s presented so well that I can’t not watch.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 19:37:06 +0000

Where the h is the part where you talk about me? How did I miss it? Was it during the lynx conversation, because you know I skipped through that.

By: Thomas Katers

Thomas Katers — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 18:23:46 +0000

I am glad you enjoyed the Creepers.

By: crank!

crank! — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 18:23:12 +0000

We’ve sorta been doing that already with the Ninja potty training talk.

crank!