Comments on: Crankcast Episode 137 – 20080523

By: crank!

crank! — Thu, 29 May 2008 16:57:43 +0000

Steve, I was just trying to think of… umm… larger goofy guys.

Brian O., is that dude as wierd looking in person as the pic I saw of him?

No problem Amadeo.

Ben, clowns aren’t scary, they’re just kinda dumb. Mimes are just plain stupid.

John, thanks! I remember that song now… I remember really digging the fact that Metal Church was in it. The incredible Melting Man must also be an incredible sprinter to catch up with that lady like that… I gotta wonder why the director thought that long scene in the hallway was a good idea though.

JimJim… I’ve seen it! I talk about it for a minute this week. It’s truly awesome.

Noel, ask and ye shall receive…

take care y’all,
crank!

By: G. Noel Gross

G. Noel Gross — Wed, 28 May 2008 16:27:40 +0000

I demand the “Lonely” Hulk theme to close Crank’s last episode in Chicago.

By: jimjim

jimjim — Tue, 27 May 2008 21:05:17 +0000

Hola Cranky muchachos.

You have to see this new Japanese grindhouseich flick called MACHINE GIRL.
Japanese high school chicks + cybernetics + jakuza + ninjas + other crazy Japanese nuttiness.

It´s just up your and probably Loco total Tabers anus.
Check out the trailer here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSpCWJnnWVI

Greets from awful awful sweden.
/JimJim

By: multiple john

multiple john — Sun, 25 May 2008 22:23:29 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C1Y439RboQ
This movie is a must see for this scene alone.

By: multiple john

multiple john — Sun, 25 May 2008 22:07:46 +0000

Ben, I think you might be on to something.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlbghrTghSY
Crank this is for you. Don’t hate… appreciate. Iron is pretty freakin’ good, though not as good as “the incredible melting man” which just saw for the second time in 25 years. Its awesomely bad.

By: Ben

Ben — Sat, 24 May 2008 19:46:11 +0000

Clowns ARE scary.

Not the part-time kind that stand outside of restaurants or car dealerships. Those are just the poor guy that drew the short straw at work. It’s the career clowns that are the terrifying kind. Your circus, full-time party, and rodeo variety and even the mimes. I mean why would someone want to be a clown? There’s no money in it. There’s no fame in it. Those painted on smiles cover up their underlying evil.

Mike’s love of circus peanuts has clearly blinded him to the truth. Not everything associated with the circus is good.

By: Amedeo Turturro

Amedeo Turturro — Sat, 24 May 2008 16:01:54 +0000

Thanks for the help guys. I shall search out Brach’s Circus Peanuts..

By: brian o.

brian o. — Fri, 23 May 2008 21:54:12 +0000

That Kiss drawing dude must travel quite a bit. He was at the KC comic con a couple years ago and I bought a laminated Gene Simmons. I was there with some friends who had a table and had made an awesome, lavishly produced indie comic and I think this guy and his colored pencil drawings sold more than them.

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 23 May 2008 17:09:47 +0000

A thinner Jack Black?

Always pictured either Rutger Hauer circa Blade Runner or Gary Busey circa Leathal Weapon playing Crank in a movie