Crankcast Episode 94 – 072507

Acid Washed, Your Love Leaves A StainI want to massage your kitty!

Hiya! This week on a strange episode of the Crankcast that Mike didn't write an intro for, Patrick Brower joins us to talk of our burgeoning career as cheesy metal artists and the upcoming San Diego Comic Con, while varying off into random crap and some emails!

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Episode 94 – Time: 75min. – File Size: 34.5mb

12 Responses to “Crankcast Episode 94 – 072507”

  1. multiple john Says:


  2. Thomas Katers Says:

    The corner by my house is Tejano music central.

  3. M. Bender Says:

    Is that Ozzy Osbourne talking in the intro?

  4. crank! Says:

    The power of metal compels me to ask Thom whether he meant the corner by his house or the corner in his house, while confirming that yes it was Ozzy in the intro in a clip from a horror metal movie called Trick Or Treat from 1986.


  5. Thomas Katers Says:

    The corner of my living room has a tiny tejano band that lives in a mouse hole.

    Those fuckers won’t shut up.

  6. multiple john Says:

    Acid Washed is great. Maybe you could have them on the show and do a cover of “cold slither”.

  7. G. Noel Gross Says:

    Cassie says Kiss It!

    Oh, any chance Mike will grace Wizard World Texas again? (November)

  8. Heath Says:

    So, I’m thinking that I MUST see some pictures of Crank in zebra tights, 15 years old, looking pissed off at the world, half burned down cigarette hanging from his lips…somebody get on that!
    Great episode, always nice to hear from Patrick. Wish I was going to the con so I could meet Mike and buy him a drink. You hear me Mike? Come to some southern shows.

  9. G. Noel Gross Says:

    Still illin’ over that Underoos shot myself.

  10. crank! Says:

    I wish I had pictures of me in those zebra spandex and ripped up jeans …. I don’t though.


  11. Browitzer! Says:

    Thanks, Heath! Always happy to bug the crap out of crank! and Mike for an hour or so!


  12. Brent Says:

    I knew this was going to be a great episode when I heard Ozzy from the craptastic movie Trick Or Treat in the intro! You made my day!