Crankcast Episode 117 – 010208

Will Smith is legendGimme a smoke… now please.

This week on an episode of the Crankcast having an absolute nicotine-fit… We engage in an ecstacy of excess for the beginning of the year and talk a lot about… movies… I think… that would make sense anyway as Taber joins us again for a show with a length a movie could respect.

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Episode 117 – Time: 94:34min. – File Size: 43.4mb

16 Responses to “Crankcast Episode 117 – 010208”

  1. mellon Says:

    ’bout damn time. was having a crankcast withdrawal.

  2. Henrik Says:

    By the way episode 113 finally downloaded :P

  3. Robbi Rodriguez Says:

    Here something to help with the shakes crank:

    Oh and so I don’t lose another comrade

  4. crank! Says:

    Hah, awesome.

    I wonder what the problem is. Did this ep download?

    Strange, so strange.


  5. Henrik Says:

    Newest episode downloaded fine, #113 is the only one i ever had any problems with

  6. mellon Says:

    good episode, guys.

  7. Josh S. Says:

    “They’re just Africans.”

    OK, I have officially choked to death laughing. How am I typing this?

  8. Razorburn2021 Says:

    In appreciation of this weeks podcast, I give you this…


    “My name is Jean-Claude Van Damme… and I am a mage.”

    “Hand-to-hand combat for me: it’s over!”

    “Now I can cast powerful spells!”

    “Just try messing with me… I’ll turn you into a sheep.”

    “A sheep!”

    “…Because we all are a bit like sheep, you know…”

    “I am Jean-Claude Van Damme, I am a mage.

    “And you?”

    “What’s your game?”

    It’s like he is to France what The Hoff is to Germany. I just don’t get it.

    Anyways, thanks for the show. If Taber happens to run across this, post yer freakin’ Gamertag. You know it’s the Christian thing to do.

  9. HeadOrange Says:

    Taber is dead wrong on Walk Hard. :-)

  10. steve Says:

    Why do fell as if we won’t appricate Taber until he’s gone. I think us listeners take him for granteed.

    And Crank!, good luck on quiting. I’m not a smoker, but I have friends who are / were, and they’ve never really kicked the habit. It’s tough.

    ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK! 2008 Orange Bowl Champions!!!

    Sorry for bringing sports in here….I’m just so happy :)

  11. crank! Says:

    is ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK code? Like “the eagle swims at midnight’?

    Day three and surviving.


  12. Razorburn2021 Says:

    Stay strong, Crank! All the little kids who listen to the cast are counting on you.

  13. steve Says:


    It’s our little chant at the University of Kansas. The Jayhawks won the Orange Bowl ( College Football ), it’s kind of a big deal around here.

    Like Razorburn says, stay strong man. I hope there aren’t any “When will crank jump off the wagon and set it on fire” pools going around.

    You can do it!

  14. multiple john Says:

    “there will be blood” sounds interesting Tabor. It sounds like a movie I saw as a child starring James Dean and Rock Hudson. It was called “Giant”. I believe it was an epic about the rise and fall of texas oil tycoons and their families. It may have been the bases for “Dallas” thats purely conjecture on my part. If you haven’t seen check it out its pretty good.

    Brutal legend looks awesome can’t wait to play it. One more reason why I can’t get rid of my 360. I was planning on going strictly pc. I’ve been trying to innocuously induce the crankcast folks to go that route too. So that I can play games with you guys on steam. Alas I have failed. Especially now that Mike is up for playing with us cast offs from society on xbox live. I will say however you can build a pc for $500 that can play Crysis at medium settings. Of course not on 30 inch monitors and with some tweaking. Crank could easily build that for you Mike. Medium settings in Crysis is still the best looking game around and fun to play.

    Cam whores are big fans huh. Well at least they’re women right. They are women… right?

  15. G. Noel Gross Says:

    Cam whores. Tauntaun porn. Genius.

  16. Leigh Webb Says:

    I saw I am Legend on the weekend, the character was only in the porn section not a porn store, as the store had posters for a Green Lantern movie (using Alex Ross art) and a Teen Titan movie with the comics logo quite large.
    a disappointing ending to what was a good effort up until then