save crank!

save crank!There's a tear in my beer and I'm crying for you dear …

If you've listened to the last show, you may have heard me bemoaning the loss of my sunglasses, the lynch-pin of any self-respecting person's style.

After 8 years of faithful service, my standard-issue eyegear met the fate of many of it's brethren, death by accidental stompicide.

Now I'm on the hunt for the much lauded pair of cheap sunglasses.

Of course there's a catch … change is bad and crank is as broke as his late shades.

I need to find a new pair with similar frames and that violet tint I've grown to love and they gotta be cheap.



10 Responses to “save crank!”

  1. crank! Says:

    By the way, these were the glasses that prompted Mike to say he’d punch me if I wore.


  2. vorpal keith Says:

    On the sidebar of that page is a pair that looks like Geordi LaForge’s visor.

  3. crank! Says:

    I wonder if they’d give me the ability to see in different wavelengths?

    Then I could see Mike’s hand in infrared as he punches me.


  4. vorpal keith Says:

    Almost worth it. . .

  5. Drew M Says:

    Crank, if you bought those sunglasses, I’d fly to Chicago and punch you myself.

  6. Drew M Says:

    oh, and I found these on ebay, the only downside is they’re…ummm… ladies frames…

  7. crank! Says:

    Hey those aren’t bad …. I wonder if they’re wide enough for my face.

    I think the frames are purple though.


  8. Drew M Says:

    Crank, those Ralph Laurens, may not be the best choice…

  9. Drew M Says:

    …because they make you look like the Rocket man himself, Elton John:

  10. crank! Says:


    Yes, fair enough.